One way to stay a polished mom is to just laugh at the daily things that happen. Take a moment and listen to your kids talk. What they say is hysterical. It really will make you put a smile on your face. Here is a list of the quotes we have collected and posted on our front page since our web site began. Some of them are from our kids and some are from yours! We hope you enjoy them!
2008
SYDNEY (5)
"I think Valentines sounds better as Valentimes".
"Mom you can't stand on one foot you are too old."
"What if I had eyes on my chin and I could eat and watch cartoons at the same time?"
"Mommy I am talking to my head, just a minute."
"Mom, I wish I could look at myself without a mirror."
"I wish I was an air super hero, I could capture air and give it to
people in their houses that need it."
MARLEY (3)
"Can I hug your muffin?"
OLIVIA (3)
I don't want a Happy Meal, I want a Sad Meal.
November 2007
SYDNEY (4):
My neck likes sugar.
Inside a truck do they have bones?
The sun needs to stay down a little longer.
Do you know that Jesus doesn't have a Mrs. Jesus?
What if someone took my bottom and never gave it back?
Why does my nose have two holes?
MARLEY (2):
I am trying to get the owey out of my bottom.
October 2007
SYDNEY (4):
Guess what I was doing when I was in your tummy? Talking!
Are hot dogs still pigs?
That is so good it fills my heart.
You should stop drinking diet coke and drink diet water.
What would happen if a skunk tooted?
Lets try to hold feet.
Mom, do you know how to make light bulbs?
Is Daddy going to turn 40 before me?
You have to have a white sheet and no feet to be a ghost.
September 2007
SYDNEY (4):
Maybe if you sing for real the song that is in your head it will come out.
If you ate real fish that were alive, what would they do in your mouth?
If we go to Chic Fila I will not eat anything but chicken.
Is daddy stretchable?
My head just said something and I said 'whatever head'.
OTHER:
I mean I know I am annoying but you are annoyingier! Reese (7)
When fussing and asked what she wanted Bella (2)answered: "I want to go shopping."
August 2007
SYDNEY (4):
I need to put sparkly lotion on everyday cause that is how I feel pretty!
I know God will never turn me back in to a baby.
What does GPS spell?
I wish people didn't have belly buttons.
Mom, I think your bed needs to look pretty with some of my lovies.
Mom, when will all the years end?
Mom, remind yourself to not put ham on the ham sandwich.
I am not a big fan of papers any more.
Does sunscreen keep sun out of your eyes?
Can we hammer and nail my picture to the refrigerator?
The thunder is so loud I think it will break our house.
Maybe if you sing for real the song that is in your head it will come out.
OTHER:
Mom, can I borrow the car? Marley (2)
July 2007
SYDNEY:
Mom, you can sit next to me because I am a scootcher.
I am tired of fun.
My tongue is hungry.
Why does the sun follow us?
What do I look like with no head?
I am scared of myself on tv.
Lets pretend we are in the radio.
I like smelling the hotness it smells good.
Lets pretend we are in the radio.
I heard you say something in your head.
I know how to make a figure A and B.
That giggles me!
When I am 10 I can touch my feet out of my car seat.
Old fashioned cleaning is boring.
I am freezing hot!
OTHER:
Fourth of July is when our flag gave birth. Reese (7)
June 2007
SYDNEY:
I am thankful for my feet.
What if my knee was my bottom, I could wipe right here.
Is it okay if my tears get on your shirt?
I am hot in my swimsuit but cold in my arms.
I am not a people I am a kid.
Everywhere the cars go the sun is still there.
I can't picture it in my head, my eyes are too small.
The mail man delivers for the mail girl.
Why can’t mommies do everything?
Healthy means your head and your tummy are growling.
If it is just a dream, you will close your eyes and see yourself sleeping.
If I hug a balloon it won't pop.
If you are a grown up kid you don't get sparkles.
My hair looks like it is fainted.
I know how to spell DVD
OTHER:
"My toes need to go to time out." Katelyn (2)
"Mommy are you a Momma Dog?" Katelyn (2)
May 2007
SYDNEY:
Daddy do you want to pick some dead flowers with me?
First before you wash your hands you rub them with water on your hair.
Jumping is making me better than hot!
I think macaroni will help my hurt foot.
Everyday I smell a smell.
Everyday Jesus gives you sparkles of one of His.
Sometimes I can't see the fur on my legs.
When your booboos turn grey that means they are healing.
Mommy, what does my sleep look like?
I think my tummy just said "gooble".
Daddies can reach the highest shelves.
Are you ready for a mouth band?
I have enough power to run down the stairs.
Mom, when I think, I think.
These panties are so cute they could shout.
Why can't mommies do everything?
Mommy, can you hold my hand forever?
God helps us chew.
OTHER:
"Daddy, you'd have to have a BIG stool to reach the moon!" Katelyn (2)
"I want to sleep with my toes." Katelyn (2)
April 2007
SYDNEY:
Can we talk about my feelingness?
Socks with ballet shoes makes you prettier.
When I grow up I want to be a doctor but a woman first.
My mouth is big enough for two bites.
Jesus is in my head but not in my heart yet.
My mouth is big enough to fit two noodles in it.
Did you bring that napkin just in case I dig for buggars?
It is kind of courageous to put on your PJ’s.
I smell dirty dirt.
My ears are talking to each other.
Mom I never swinged on a vine before.
Jesus makes sparkles around our faces.
I think macaroni will help my hurt foot.
If you had a fairy on your fiddle you would be funny.
Every time I drink my breath changes in to water.
Mom hold still I want to comb the hair on your face.
Do you know what your arm tastes like?
Our car is too heavy to have on my finger.
Hiccups are yummy to eat.
Daddy do you want to pick some dead flowers with me?
"First before you wash your hands you rub them with water on your hair."
FISHER:
Look for people behind you when you are backing out your car, especially old people, they die faster.
OTHER:
Sometimes people just feel like peeing in their pants. Davis (4)
March 2007
SYDNEY:
My rule is you have to take your headband off before you go potty.
I want to get a pool to go with my floaty.
If I was a raindrop I would rain all day.
My nose smells.
My legs grow with my feet.
Can we stop at the store and get a fiddle for me?
Mommy when my arm hurts and my leg hurts it means I am hungry.
When my feet get tall enough, they can wear these big socks.
When it is cold outside my eye is hot.
When I am shivering it means I am doing good tricks in the pool.
I think Jesus is eating dinner in your tummy.
Mom, my baby needs to sleep while I do some work.
Having the windows open is making my ears frustrated.
Bubbles come out when you toot in the bathtub.
My hair is fuzzy on my face.
Mommy pretend my nose was my eyes.
Mom these panties are so cute they could shout!
Look Mommy this hair just grewed.
People need rain to help them grow.
Why are you cheesing?
Maybe 2 booboos at a time do not go away.
When we stop for lunch can we go somewhere that has drinks?
I am 4 look how big my legs are!
When I grow up, I want to be a woman.
FISHER:
While watching Steer Wrestling at the rodeo Fisher (6) says, "that looks like what I do with Sparky" (their dog!)
Mom why do people 'H-word' snakes so much?
OTHER:
Do you like every color of the rainbow except black? (Reagan, 4)
February 2007
SYDNEY:
Mom it is okay if my hands are not dirty.
I just have 4 more buggars in my nose
Mom a little bit is a lot
Look mom I have a freckle that is why I am growing.
Are you a grown up kid?
Antlers are reindeer ears.
Sometimes you have to swallow your breath because you already used it.
When I grow up you will have to grow down so I can hold you.
If I toot in the pool it will be warmer.
When I took off my shoe my sock was still on and when I took of my sock my foot was still on.
Mommy, if I fell in the toliet I would get tee tee on my face.
I want to sit on my hair
My booboo is too grumpy to go away
I am a little bit small but I am really a big kid
Mom, you need to look crazy!
FISHER:
My friend Nile's at school, his mom drives a monster truck named "King Crunch!
Mom, when do girls grow holes in their ears for earrings?
OTHER:
Dawson said, "If you get lost you might have to live with another family, and they might have girls."
JANUARY 2007
SYDNEY:
I think I am allergic to running
Jesus says it is okay if you listen to the same song
Handsome means you are married – syd
Do baby jaguars turn into butterflies?
Why do you always know everything better than me?
Mom do not touch my hands because they are really nice
You kiss when it is time for you wedding
Look at that cars face
Mom I wish I had a computer and sparkly shoes
I smell something bad and I do not think it is my nose.
How about your name is cookie and my name is sparkles
I have a pineapple in my tummy
I don’t hear that motorcycle because my ear is too short
FISHER:
How does water stick together?
I don't want to be a grown up because then you are too big to play on the playground!
"Everytime I grow I get more blood in my body and my bones get bigger, and I think when I run at recess, all the extra weight is slowing me down."
Girls are for watching the kids and boys are for lifting heavy stuff
OTHER:
"Boys don't have hips! Only girls have hips!" Davis
DECEMBER 2006
SYDNEY:
"I wish I had a small purse full of candy."(me too!)
I like to call things buttons
Syd – God is doing his Homework with the Angels
Syd – when I am 10, I will be grown up.
Does God have ears? Syd
Did you know our food goes all the way to our bottom? – syd
My throat feels like a bumble bee - syd
I wish we had a little sticker on our car that was a bag full of candy
What is a miracle mommy?
I am a people, remember? Not a person – syd
My feet are so big, they are 4 year old feet. – syd
"When I grow up, I want to be in a rock-n-roll band"! - syd
Snow is balls falling from the clouds in the sky – Sydney
What is that smell – maybe it is sky poop
BABIES DON’T’ CRY WHEN MOMMIES ARE WORKING.\
Does Jesus say – “I am not sleeping on the hay right now?”
God said it is kid tv time - syd
FISHER:
When Fisher was asking his mom why she liked the “sounds” in the morning he said he like the sound of hundreds swarming vampire bats in the morning.
NOVEMBER 2006
SYDNEY:
While trying to take pics of Syd, she said is this what Thanksgiving is all about?
After Thanksgiving Syd said – Thanksgiving is when you try your best to eat a lot.
Today is Tomorrow
I have got a bugger in my hair
Does Jesus hear our music
Ants wash their paws
FISHER:
"Why when we close our eyes can we still see in our brains?" Fisher
When asking about the galazy fisher asked does the milky way have milk in it?
God is tougher then even Dad!
Everything can fit in God..just like Jupiter!
while drawing.... "I hate to tell you this mom, but I am about to draw a roach!"
OTHER:
"Mommy, does Jesus wear princess panties?" Madaline (5)
OCTOBER 2006
SYDNEY
I wish my name was hickory dickory dock
When I was a baby was my name still Sydney?
When sniffing a red rose, Sydney said it smells like strawberry soup.
Can I lick your fingers – after eating some cheetoes
If you’re quiet I think you are taking in your head – syd
Mom I like it when you drive because you are pretty enough.
After praying for our meal, syd asked is amen Spanish for lets eat.
I have a horse in my throat.
Are potties stronger than we are?
It is my world today
I have a bugger and it is real!
Does the sun have to go potty before it goes to bed?
IF you cough you are still growing
Compuda is Spanish for computer.
God is bigger than even a blue whale!
Wind makes my hair floppy – syd
It is raining because trees need a shower
Mom I am trying to do my team work by myself
It is not your world, it is my world today - syd
FISHER
while looking at his chest - "Are these called "side buttons" like you belly button, but on the sides?"
Will Grandma in Heaven see the dead stink bug I saw at soccer today? Fisher (5)
Will we have hollow bones when we are in heaven so we can fly? – Fisher
How come they call it kindergarten when we are not in a garden?
Fisher
Can I bring "slime" to show and Tell? Fisher 5
Why did god create lips? Fisher
1. In heaven Grandma get's to ask Noah about life on the Ark! Fisher
God could make fur grow on trees if he wanted to! fisher
3. I wish we could have a pet Anaconda.
OTHER
This is the dress I am going to wear when I marry my daddy – Cassidy (4)
Cassidy said " I want to go the Jesus' house because it is so boring down here!". – CASSIDY 4
I like chocolate chips but not with eggs (Reagan)
Referring to her teetee – Olivia said – its juice.
Your teeth are clean when you fossil them (logan)
SEPTEMBER 2006
SYDNEY:
What was my name when I was a baby?
My shirt is inside outside.
I need to see the hiccup doctor.
Pastor, my bottom hurts.
God and Jesus are like God and God
Are owls birds? (yes) I think you should put that on your web page.
I wish I was a crab so I could put my head inside my tummy.
Am I going to be a grown up when I grow up?
Maybe my balloon flew away to cantaloupe
God made people to do everything even sit on one leg
Sometimes you have to brush your skin
Mommy we need to run to get some errands.
Jesus is taller htan me and daddy
Is your tummy done eating?
While helping sweep outside Sydney said, "I am tired of brooming."
Is your name Yes Mam or no Maam?
Do you see the donuts in my tummy?
Fisher:
Mom I am kind of like a gorilla because I use my teeth to open nuts
OTHER:
I told her to try her applesauce. She said it is not Healthy, I don’t feel the Healthy in iT
AUGUST 2006
SYDNEY:
Mom – does cucumber start with a Q?
Mommy, I am glad you are not a dinosaur.
Syd- does your watch say stay up a little bit?
Tomorrow when I grow up can we share lotion?
Mom, I can wipe my mouth with my tongue
I think Jesus eats what is in my tummy.
Mom I like your hands are they new?
Fish do not cough under water.
Why do you use words to talk?
Mom I am going to drink a lot because I can’t swim.
The bubbles in the tub smell tooty.
Mom we need to pray because I burped
When I get bigger, I will get to sleep with you guys.
My bed is growing
FISHER:
Can we get a duck egg, and Since we don’t have an incubator, can we keep it warm in the microwave?
Mom, when are you going to come up to school and have lunch with me in the bacteria?
OTHER
"Mommy, do you know how to tell the difference between a girl cat and a boy cat? You watch the two and the one that does not give birth, that's the boy tiger."
Levi was talking to me and said that when he puts his fingers in his nose and sucks through his nose, it makes it hard to hear.
I don't brush my teeth when it's sunny – Davis
This morning Davis asked me if robots had pinkies.
While in a public restroom, our friend's 2 yr. girl is on the potty and hearing all the flushing going on around her. She says, "Mom, these my friends."
JULY 2006
SYDNEY:
“I had trouble getting the toothpaste out so I sucked it”
“I know everything you say every day.”
Sydney to feather duster: “Whose hair is that?”
Mom I have to breath a lot before dinner to make room for food.
My hand hurts because my foot hurts.
My thumb is open
God is big enough to get my balloon from the sky
Mommy, I think I will keep my boogers in my nose.
My heart helps me do special things.
FISHER:
Fisher to mom - Fisher to Mom: "Mom there are two sad things that happened in the spider show. A person died of a spider bite and this one is REALLY SAD, a baby bird got eaten by a spider."
I have a funny quote...Will Derden 4 years old was taking a bath with girl cousin and asked her...did it hurt..she said did what hurt...then he answered...when your pee pee fell off...
Mommy, since we have two eyes..which eye sees things first?
Mommy, what will the carnivores eat in heaven if nothing dies???
OTHER:
I was telling my daughters your "D rules" the other day...my 4 year old says, "Mommy I have a great d rule...don't shake your bootie at others" Not quite sure where she heard that but anyway I thought that was funny.
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